Sims Do Wierd Things

Who cares about toddlers?!

Emily Reynolds was a simple country girl; raised by Margaret and Robert Reynolds and growing up alongside her older brother who decided to move into the "House of Orgys" down the street. She lived with her boyfriend Liam in a four story farmhouse.

Liam was an ugly motherfucker, but he was rich as fuck, so she moved in. She wanted to spare the embarrassment of having a biologically related child with the literal love-child of the Grinch and Regina George, she adopted Mary, a toddler from across town.

So you would imagine that Emily flipped her shit when she came home from the bar pregnant.

One day after eating literally 10 bowls of her mother's leftover stew that she made a few minutes before her "accidental" death a few hours ago, Mary decided to cry.

Mary sounded like she was being  killed.

A few seconds later, the child social services called and said that if she didn't feed Mary soon, they would take her away. Who were they, God?!

After groaning loudly about the grim reaper peeling in the pool last night, she walked up the stairs, ready to feed the horror that was her child.

Emily picked up her child to bring her to the high chair, but stopped at the stairs. She put down her daughter, kissing her head. She then walked down the stairs and started playing video games.

Then Mary started crying, again.

Emily walked back up the stairs only to find her daughter sitting right in front of the staircase, bawling her fucking eyes out.

Emily picked up her child once more, and started down the stairs. Then, she got mad and put Mary back where she came from and gave her bottle.

Mary seemed happy enough, so Emily walked downstairs and called the town celebrity to tell him about her pregnancy with his child.

Literally ten minutes later social services was at the doorstep, just as Liam came home from work.

Emily got angry and splashed a smoothie that she pulled out of her ass at the social worker. The social walked up the stairs, and just stared at the child sucking on the bottle.

Liam decided to walk up the stairs and through the social worker and their child, and into his bedroom.

Emily just stared at the whole ordeal, so shocked that this was happening that she didn't notice the fact that she had died.

Grim Reaper joined the party and decided to both pick up Emily's soul, but also go skinny dipping in their pool.

Few seconds later, Liam died.

And finally, Mary was lifted up by the social worker, and took Mary.

The Grim Reaper lived out the rest of his days in that farmhouse.

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I'm gonna have to explain what happened.
So.. I had a family that I've been playing for at least half a year, and their daughter wanted to get married.

So.. I made Regina George and the Grinch and magic happened.

Ew.

They were rich, tho, so obviously she moved in.

And while she was married she both adopted Mary and had an affair with the town celebrities.

Such a good idea.

So she got pregnant. I didn't know which one was her kid's dad, so I had her call them all.

One day, she was eating stew her mom made before She died.... And bam. Kid starts crying.

I tried everything to get her child downstairs, and eventually the kid just froze. Literally.

Then I got the usual social services notifications and shit.

Then eventually the social services came after I had finely managed to feed Mary.

They couldn't take her.

Literally. They wouldn't move an inch.

And then Liam acts like a fucking narwhal and swims throug the two of them goes to the bedroom. It said he was gonna woohoo but no one else was going up there...

Anyways... I used cheats to kill them and I was gonna kill them all but after killing both parents, the social worker picked up Mary and left like nothing happened.

And then there's the fabulous Grim Reaper who wouldn't leave the house.

Shit went down.

Anyways... Hope you enjoyed! Cya!
-Bliss