Sims Do Wierd Things

WHO GAVE BIRTH TO YOU?!

Nicole di Angelo was mourning the death of her father's, Nico and Will before walking back to the house.

"I'm never woohooing again!" she moaned after sitting on the couch, rubbing her pregnant stomach. She's been pregnant for two days, almost ready to give birth. She killed her husband, so she was furious to find out that they produced more offspring. As if they didn't have enough kids. Seriously.

Suddenly, her water broke.

Nicole started jumping up and down like an ape, waving her arms around like shes fucking Tarzan.

After an hour, she swirled around and her beautiful child popped into resistance from somewhere above her head.

Nicole cradled the future prostitute, wondering what to name her- HOLY SHIT.

HER NAME IS NOW HOLY SHIT.

Nicole looked down at the child to see some weird mutant with long arms, breasts, and the hight of a ten year old. Fucking terrifying.

Nicole started freaking out and picked up her... Thing.

She carried Holy Shit to the hospital for plastic surgery, only to find put that she's not enough.

Holy Shit di Angelo would be forever ugly... Until high school, when she became the schools biggest prostitute.

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Okay. Soo... I decided to make a family called the di Angelo's. Nico and Will were married. Gay as fuck, but married. They adopted a child(Nicole) and had a happy life... Until Nicole's stupid boyfriend (and father of her children) decided to pee right where Will was fixing the TV. Then he went and forgot to feed the cowplant, leaving Nico to go take the cake, resulting In death. So, yeah. I downloaded a mod to allow Nicole to kill him.

And she did.

The. I found out that she was pregnant. Again.

The little asshat couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Soo yeah. Gave birth. Her kid had somethin wrong with it, it was nightmare material. Soo yeah. She grew up to be a literal prostitute. The end.