Dan came home one day after an exhausting day out. He slammed the door behind him and collapsed on the couch. His best friend Phil came over to see him. "Dan, what's wrong?" He asked. Dan sighed, looking into phils blue eyes. He had loved Phil since 2009, but never admitted it. He smiled weakly, and reassured Phil. "It's okay, just another EXISTENTIAL CRISIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!" Phil laughed at the pathetic form on the couch, much to dans surprise. "That's not what Phil would say!" Said Dan, sitting up. Phil laughed maniacally. "I AM AN IMPOSTER" he said. Dan gasped, and yelled. "Where's the real Phil???????" He said. "He is dead." Phil said. "NOOOO" Dan said. He jumped off a cliff. "SENPAIII" the philposter yelled and jumped on the cliff too.
THE END
