Sometimes my mom is so bipolar
Like
I tell her 'Ily MOM'
"I love you too Ale--"
"Mom can I have a chocolate?—"
"WHO DO YOU THINK I AM HIJA DE LA CHINGADA?! BILL GATES?? YOU ALWAYS ASK FOR SHIT BUT YOU DONT EVEN DO CHORES"
*my mom never asks me to do anything but to clean my room
*me slowly starting to cry*
"WHY ARE YOU CRYING
I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT"
*a few seconds later*
*she comes into my room*
"I'm sorry I didn't mean to"
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just mexican things
HumorA collection of Mexican problems,stories,and other crap that is hopefully funny! (May be offensive and totally relatable since I'm Mexican garbage!)
