Deep inside his head, a voice told Phil;
‘He’ll never love you the way you love him. Why even bother asking. It’ll just ruin your friendship. If you want to get over him, you have to find a girlfriend. Find a girlfriend. Find a girlfriend. Find a girlfriend.’
Repeatedly, the words echoed inside Phil’s brain and even though it wasn’t what he wanted, he somehow knew it was what he had to do. Phil Lester had to find a girlfriend.
“No. No. No. No. Maybe. NO WAY. Whoa. I’ll message her.”
Since Phil had never really been dating as an adult, he decided to try out some dating apps. Little did he know, the app he was using was Italian. None of the girls lived anywhere near him. If only he had a friend to tell him this.
Hello, I like your profile. Do you want to get some coffee? Phil
Are you Italian? Marzia
Um...no.
I use Google translate. Sorry for no English =)
So, do you live in Italy?
Yes.
Cool =)
I am sorry for long wait but I have question Phil.
You can ask anything Marzia =)
I likes this man and he lives in Sweden but he maybe doesn’t like me.
I’m sure he does. You seem really nice =)
Thank you Phil =) Look forward to talk to you soon.
You too, even if it’s not over coffee =P
You funny Phil =)
♢♢♢
It was a chilly December morning and Mark and Jack were sitting on their sofa watching a Christmas film when Jack suddenly stood up.
“MARKI I CAN’T WAIT ANY LONGER. I HAVE TO KISS YOU.”
“I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG TO HEAR THAT MOI LITTLE FLUFF BALL.”
“SO HOW DOES THIS WORK MARK FISCHBACH? DO WE JUST....”
Jack was cut off as Mark drifted towards his lips, filled with the sweet scent of mulled wine. They were touching at the lips. They were kissing.
After the couple had caressed each others lips, it seemed as though they telepathically rose and pranced around in a circle shouting “I love Septiplier”. It seemed as if nothing could go wrong.
♢♢♢
With every opportunity she could claim, Marzia repeatedly told herself;
“Felix doesn’t love me. Phil does. I don’t know what to do. FELIX DOESN’T LOVE ME. PHIL DOES. I CAN HARDLY SPEAK ENGLISH LET ALONE SWEDISH. WHAT DO I DO.”
Eventually, she decided she must do something, but whether to follow her heart or her brain was an extremely tough decision.
“I...I am going to learn English.....and ask Phil out.”
Once she had made up her mind, that was what she was going to do and nothing was going to stand in her way, or at least she thought.
-A month later-
Marzia had been learning English. Taking evening classes, doing online quizzes, studying whenever she could and she thought she was finally ready to do it.
While she had been preparing to ask Phil out, she hadn’t spoken to Felix at all. She’d been ignoring him to try and make it easier to forget about him...forever.
PHIL?
Hey Marzia. What’s up?
I have been learning English, and I have realised I...I....love you. I’ve saved up enough money to travel to England and I can’t wait to meet you.
MARZIA...DOES THIS MEAN WE ARE GIRLFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND?
I hope so Phil...?
I love you too Marzia =)
I will be at Stansted airport around 6.00pm Thursday =)
I’ll make a bed for you in my room =)
Love you Phil xx =)
Love you too xxx =)
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