So I'm staying in this random apartment with two friends of mine, one of which is DrWither. So yea, on the second day we both decide to go explore around the place, but before we do, we grab some bannanas cuz we were hungry and this is the conversation:
DrWither: Grabs banana and tries to eat it
Me: What, you like that dick?
DrWither: Starts choking on banana and starts laughing I was expecting you to say that.
So yea, thats wat happened, I said the same thing to him the day we arrived, but instead of a banana, he was eating a hotdog.