I bet u were wondering,
Where I have gone,
And what was I doing,
That took so long,
But let me tell u,
If you wish,
That I was out,
Smelling a fish,
Yes a fish,
For my dish,
So I could have a little kiss,
On the check,
From my sweet,
Who only eats nasty meat,
Who has a wart,
Who always burps,
chuckles when she farts,
She eats on a dart,
And pees in a cart,
And lives for a part of tea
Take it from me,
when married
get the whole story.
