Teacher: Juan bakit ka absent kahapon?
Juan: may cardiovascular disease po ako maam.
Teacher: Spell mo nga.
Juan: Ay maam joke lang po ubo lang po pala
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Bunso: Ate gising may multo sa ilalim ng kama.
Ate: Hindi yan totoo.......walang multo sa ilalim ng kama.
Bunso: Ate totoo yu- ayan nanaman natunog nanaman.
Ate: Nanaginip kalang di yan totoo.
Bunso: Totoo nga!
Ate:(umupo) Hindi nga! Wala naman tayong kama eh.
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Teacher: Juan introduce yourself to your new classmates.
Juan: Uhm..goo-good morning everyone, my pangalan is Juan Cui, my gusto is playin....playing games and I won't forgot...forget ah basta, once we hulog to the bubong and that's all thank you(nagmamadaling umupo)
Teacher: Aahh...... Ok thank you Juan.
