You were just chillin in grillbys place and talking to sans , drinking ketchup, you know, the usual. When you saw sans leave along with everyone else. Well you didn't see him leave he was just a blur at this point, you right now in the nicest description possible, are a drunk ass bastard. You smiled and faceplanted into the floor.
~time skip of me being lazy af~
You slowly opened your eyes to see grillby holding you while he was walking in the snow. "Hmm?" You softly yawned an looked up at grillby "grillbz? Where are wfe? I'm confuzned." He chuckled
"You're also highly intoxicated" you giggled and kissed his cheek.
"Love you gribyll" you yawned and looked up at him.
"Gribyll? Heh" he chuckled "love you too (y/n) " you immediately flopped out of his arms and into the snow and squalled.
"I AM NOT (y/n) I AM ALEXANDER HAMILTON THE WORLD WILL KNOW MY NAMEEEEEE" you rolled around in the snow and he laughed.
"Well I guess that makes me gay." You stood.
"Hello gay imf dad. " you laughed as grillby stared at you. You made a dad joke
A fucking dad joke.
Dude why?
"Oh go you're never getting drunk again." He picked you up and carried you to his house.
-lel another skip because of you dad jokes-
Grillby slowly kissed your head as you slept on his couch. (I'm surprised you're not burnt at this point) you are known for being a light sleeper even when you're drunk. You snapped awake and in the process headbutt grillby.
"Owwww T^T" you rubbed your head and pouted.
"Sorry!" Grillby cupped your cheeks and you leaned into the warmth of his hands and purred. Grillby blushed and you looked up at him.
"Grillby I'm cold.. Give me your shirt" he blushed.
"What!? I'll get you another one!"
"No I want that one" you pointed to his torso.
"Fine.." He slowly slid his shirt off and put it in your lap. You took of your shirt and shorts then slid his shirt on. You met his gaze and smiled.
"Thank you" he smiled.
"Don't worry about it~" he purred and pulled you to his chest holding you. You nuzzled into his chest, you purred and giggled. What? He's hot? Oh darling I know *que drum thingy*
"(Y/n)-"
"Alexander" he sighed
"fine, Alexander, I love you" you smiled and hiccuped
"I lahve you too grizlby " he chuckled an kissed you. You slowly kissed back.
~timeskip of like 30 seconds because I have a migraine~
You slid grillbys shirt off and watched as he peppered kisses on your chest. He trailed kisses down your tummy and bit the tip of your panties and slid them down. You arched your back at the cold air that was soon replaced with grillbys lips.
"A-ah grillby~!!" He smirked and slid his tongue into your entrance making your toes curl. Your hands found his hair? (Is that hair? Eh oh well it's hair now.) you griped his hair and slid your hips against mouth. He hummed against your entrance, causing you to quiver . He pulled away making you whine a bit at his absence.
"ready~?" You nodded as he slid the tip of his member against your entrance then slowly pushed it in. You arched your back and bit your lip, he kissed you softly and pushed it all the way.
"G-grillby~! " he smirked and slowly thrusted into you. The slow and maybe teasing thrusts formed to fast and sloppy ones.
"(Y/n) in c-close!" He thrusted a bit faster than before.
"G-go a-ahead~!!" You arched your back and released right before he did. Your head looked to your left to see sans with a bunch of kids looking in the window.
Sans: "and this kids, is the birds and bees." You screamed and got dressed. "SANS IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU YOU JERKBAG!!"
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