My Very Awkward Diary

Chapter 1:

Friday

"Ugh" Mat moaned "Why do I need to come?" Our mom told us we are going Christmas shopping. Personally, I <3 CHRISTMAS SHOPPING! " Mommy hwou have twe wist?" My little sister asked. I told her that mom does have the list because she wouldn't be quiet. " Everyone in the car" My mom said as she scurried to the driveway. "What's the hurry?" Someone questioned. I couldn't see behind me because my sister was hanging onto my back, SHE THOUGHT WE WERE PLAYING PIGGYBACK! After that my mom said " You'll see ". Every time she says that it's not great, what I mean is that it's not really what you expect.The last time she said that we ended up in the dumpster, AT NIGHT! Why? Well I DON'T KNOW! " Well this time it will be better" my mom replied grinning, this does not look good. Soon we were all in the car, " MOM, I'M CRAMPED AND SQUISHED!" Josh squealed " Well deal with it! You're a boy and you are 15 years old!" I screamed " BUT I'M STUCK!" He yelled again. " I'll help" as my mom squeezed to the back of the car. Are you serious right now!?! He's almost 16 years old, how could he get stuck and not come out? Wait, where did get stuck onto? .......... I'd rather not know. "But mo-" I tried to say mom but she interrupted " No talking back Alyssa! " She mumbled as she was holding onto my shoulder to try to get a grip so she could pull Josh out. Oh by the way my name is Alyssa. I live with my mom, dad, 2 brothers, and 2 sisters. Anyways let's get back to the story. " Uhhhhh, FINE!" I yelled " Alyssa that's it, you're grounded!" Mom screamed in madness. Why was I grounded?!? All I did was try to ask her a question at first, BUT NOOOO, she had to interrupt.Finally, mom let go of my shoulder, got josh out and went back to the front of the car. Ewwww, her hand was sweaty! " Ok, now we could go to the store" Mom said " THANK GOODNESS!!!" Everyone yelled. Mom had the mad look, but no one told me so I kept on celebrating until I noticed myself that she was looking. Why didn't anybody at least give me a warning or a head start to stop yelling " ALLELUIAH! " It was so awkward everyone was staring at me. The car ride took a while because we had to stop at a gas station. Why? 1. Someone had to pee (Josh) 2. We needed gas 3. I was hungry

When I reached inside of 7eleven it was so cold. I asked the guy on the counter, " Where's the Popsicles, snacks and gum?" He replied " Popsicles there, snacks over there and gum here" So I grabbed the stuff as fast as I could because I know my family will TRY to leave without me. When I ran outside of course, the car was GONE. Well now where should I go? I don't even know what store we're going to. But the good thing is I know where my house is and how to get there from the gas station. About half an hour later I finally was at home! I had emergency keys so I opened the door and no one was there, guess what that means?!? IM FINALLY ALONE!!!! I jumped on the couch just chill in' in my snuggies, UGHHHH I got that song stuck in my head now! I took my ipad and opened my Facebook app, guess what it said..."Your supposed to Passs it on to the most beautiful girl No Send Backs.<333c:Your beautiful ! Tomorrow two boys will say can I have your number ? Or do you have a boyfriend ? Send this message to 15 nice beautiful girls or bad luck starts for a whole year. This is not fake. Apparently of you copy and paste this you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. You will either get kissed or asked out. If you break this chain you will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. In 35 minutes someone will say I love you , I'm sorry or I wanna go out with you , your time starts now don't waste time ^.^ I PASS IT CAUSE I KNOW YOUR PRETTY" Well I'm thrilled that whoever sent that thinks I'm pretty but that scared the c**p out of me, but I knew it wasn't real so I just sat on the couch hoping that won't happen. Suddenly, someone knocked on the door " DONT KILL ME NOW! " I thought in my head. Then I saw my family come in. Phew, for a second I thought I was gonna die. " Why did you guys leave me at the gas station? " I told them. " Oops sorry I forgot you were there " Dad replied. Please, they always say that and if they meant it then why didn't they come back at the gas station if they DID notice.

Monday

"Today I don't feel like doing anything" I mumbled onto my pillow. I HATE Mondays. And I'm sure everyone else does too. I think... "C'mon time to eat!" My mom yelled from downstairs. One thing I hate about Mondays is that my mom is a terrible cook and says she cooks her "best" on Mondays so nobody in our family would think Mondays are awful. Trust me, her "best" food tastes like a hairball that a cat barfed a dog ate and barfed again. Don't ask me how I know. "Alyssa!" Mom screamed again. "Ya?" I yelled back. "Alyssa!!" "Ya!" "ALYSSA!!!" " YA!!!" So I ran downstairs 'cause that took forever and I think my ears split. Another reason of why I hate Mondays is, my mom uses the car to go to work because on Mondays she has early work so that means every Monday I'm supposed to use the bus. If you never been to a school bus before all I need to say to you is, YOURE SO LUCKY COULD WE EXCHANGE LIVES PLEASE.

"So isn't it the QUEEN OF THE DORKS girl from our neighborhood?" Trina giggled. She is a bully in my school, but what I usually do to get her back is talk about her clown style. What do I mean? Well, what I mean is, she wears too much makeup. Her clothes are baggy and it looks like a rainbow threw up on her. And the last thing is her makeup is so bright and colorful and she doesn't even put the right makeup at the right place. Which always makes me think, HOW DOES SHE HAVE A LIFE?!?! But returning to what I just said she is a bully she's not part of the popular crew she's pretty much in another group. You see my school has a friendship group for everything. The loners group, popular group, bullies, rock stars, boy band lovers, even a JB group (Justin Bieber Group). And there's more than that but I don't wanna discuss about that right now, and btw the popular crew doesn't like Trina either that's why she's not part of that group. " Says the girl who can't even put her makeup on the right way, at least I know my mascara goes on my eyelashes, not...on...my...mouth." I told Trina in a GIRL YOU AINT THE BOSS OF ME look. " OOOO BURN!" One of the girls beside her said, her name is Shelley and she's kinda the dumb girl in the group. "Shut up Shelley" I heard Trina whisper to her as she slowly slapped her. "Leave her alone" I heard in the distance. It was my friend Crissy. She's the best friend I've ever had. She's exactly like me. So is her life so we get along pretty well. " Well, well, well, QUEEN OF THE DORKS girl's nerdy friend is here trying to stand up, WELL ITS NOT GOING TO WORK!" Trina shouted at Crissy. "It's ok" I told Crissy "She's not good enough to make me feel like I have no friends because I have you" Crissy and I smiled at each other as we got in the bus. Trina was giving me the stink eye but I just ignored her and followed Crissy.