You got done worshipping your shrine.
It was of yourself, of course.
You decided to watch TV.
You picked up the remote and laid on the couch. You scrolled through some channels. "Nope. Nuh uh. OH SHEEP NO! Ah, there we go!"
The TV show you picked was (Favorite Anime or cartoon).
You kinda crushed on (TV crush), but you always stuck to yourself.
You never needed a man. Too manly.
You never needed a woman. Too womanly.
You only needed your beautiful self.
