Buy me food!

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Q: hey guys. I'm hungry. 😰

Sal: buy some you hobo! 😂

Joe: I have 5 bucks. You ain't gettin none of it my friend. 😏

Murr: Guys! Why you so mean? I could take you out Brian.

Q: really? Could you?😄

Murr: yeah. But I can't. My car has no gas. 😂HA!

Joe: 😂 that was great my man! Nice!

Murr: 😂

Sal: maybe you could have the rest of my Caesar salad Brian.

Q: I'm not into healthy but anything will do. Thanks bud

Sal: it's in the trash. 😂😂

Joe: Ouch! 😂 In your face Brian!
Looks like I'm eating chicken tonight. Bessy cooking up fried chicken, Mac and cheese, and corn.

Q: sounds good. Can I come over? Please joe.

Joe: mmm...let me think...nope.

Sal: *bursting out laughing seeing Joe's response* can I?

Joe: sure sal.

Q: what??? How can sal come over but I can't? 😠

Murr: cause your a hobo. Beg for it. Like a dog. Then we will talk. 😂

Q: 🐶woof. Please?

Sal: *bursts laughter*

Murr: I don't know man..

Joe: 😂 come on over puppy boy. Just don't hump my dogs, or I'll shoo you out! 😂

Q: fine. Thanks.

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