Ok, I'm going to try and complete this tag and make it rhyme, but as you all know I am as lazy af and I will probably get bored and stop trying halfway through. I'll even try to make a rap.
Here goes all my nonexistent dignity...
I am unhealthily obsessed with rabbits though mine is fat and lazy,
Which is why I like it 'cause it actually looks a lot like me.
I pretend that I know everything though it will never last.
And it's still a wonder what I choose to do while I'm in CLASS.
And I fail at rhyming-
I don't know why I'm even trying.
You should probably shut this book before you end up dying-
I'm an antisocial human so that's why I read books,
Because fictional characters can't judge you on your LOOKS-
I have no real talent, though I try to write,
But all I end up doing is SCARRING PEOPLE FOR LIFE!
And that is the end
Of my suckish rap,
So shut this book before I fill your head with my CRAP!
