Grimms Random Tales

Thoughts pt2

Ok, so I'm doing another thoughts thing because I DON'T CARE!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!

What a useful song.

But she crashed her car into a bridge and she doesn't care? Sure you have car insurance but... surely the damage to the bridge would cost some money... and if people were injured you might get a few lawsuits... honestly those girls should be put in jail. Not just those who wrote it but all the  female artists. Miley Cyrus, Ke$ha, Justin Beiber, all these women should just stop.

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Ok, so this has to happen to everyone:

Parent: It's time to go to school! *Turns on lights*

Child: NOOOO! It's too bright! My eyes! *Hides under covers*

This is what happened to me this morning, and lemme say, I'd rather watch the Snooki sex tape than go through that. Then again, I would probably say the same things I said this morning...

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Ever notice every song is the same thing:

Intro

Talk about situation

Chorus 

Talk more about situation 

Chorus again

Slow part

Chorus for a third time

Outro

THE END

Same thing. All the time. Wanna prove me wrong, send me a song that got popular without the slow part or any of the crap I just explained.

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Ok just wrote a song without that but it's not popular yet. And I rigged it so it can never get popular. Here it is.

This is my song, not Sparta, 'cause screw Leonidas and Chuck Norris and Justin Beiber and everyone else you like. Because I can't believe these socks, I'm not wearing socks, my feet are cold but I won't put on socks. Beacause Stewie Griffin killed you, yeah he killed you, now your dead, And I purposely did the wrong "You're" because that'll drive you grammer nazis crazy oh oh ooohhhh.

Hashtag work of art.

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Try to make that popular on the interwebs. I dare you. I  don't even like it. Those guys are my heros. Except for J Beibs. He's just that one guy to me. That one guy who sings and is fun to make fun of. I'm sorry. But It's hard to not bash on him. What? It's not my fault. Or is it?

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anyway I just listened too Bob Marley's Jamming. It sounds like he's saying German. 

"We're German. I wanna German with you."

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The annoying thing about friends:

Them: 'I can't believe he broke up with me! I'll never be happy again!"

You: "Then I was wasting my time getting you a birthday present? I mean, if you won't like it anyway..."

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My Bucket List:

1: Get a pug

2: Do something else

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When guests are coming over, your parents pay you to clean the house. This is stupid. Evidence:

You get the exercise, the money and the pride of doing it. Then when the guests come over and compliment on the condition of the house, all your parents can say that would be truthful is " Thank you, we had our kids clean against their will."

However if they clean it they get the excercise, they can keep the money and proudly say " We did it ourselves." Which would be better?

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So ever notice an intervention is just a big game of Truth or Dare? Example:

"Jenny, truth or dare?"

"Truth"

"How do you feel about Michael's drinking?

" It makes me feel sad when I see you get drunk and start slurring at 7:00 in the morning"

"Oooooohhhhh"

" Shut up"

"Ok Michael, truth or dare?"

" Ummm... Dare!"

"Ok, I dare you to stop drinking!"

" Oh come on, why do I get the hard ones?"

They should just start playing those instead of all the tears and hugs and more tears and crap. It'd be much more interesting to watch.

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Some people in my class hate Harry Potter. Without any knowledge on the series. Me and my friend (AGoddessOfMischief, check her out) Asked them why they didn't like the books, and they say the books are to long. 

That is the space I put for the blank stare I always have when I think about it. 

They see me readin', they hatin'

Patrolling trying to catch me reading Harry

Trying to catch me readin' Harry

Trying to catch me readin' Harry

Trying to catch me reading, Trying to catch me reading Harry

Like ma song?  Well I don't need your opinion.

My thoughts when they hate on Harry is "Release the three-headed hounds!!!"

(P.S if you have Pottermore, my name is QueenRune537)

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I just love Harry Potter, don't you? No? Get out. Tell all of your friends about this book and what you liked about it enough to keep reading, then get out.

Speaking of things I like, Gravity Falls fans, I have a book on Gravity Falls theories, check it out!

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uggghhhhhh, my minecraft won't load!!!!! hrgiulrehglizireiueig

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You know how at the end of youtube videos, the always say like and subscribe? Do you ever see that in the beginning of videos? Sometimes they do that in the middle, but never in the end. 

 LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!