TaeTae Baby {Vmin}

It's not what you think

The boys woke up around 2am looking around to see if their roommate was in yet. Surely enough he was in fact sitting on a chair at the end of the bed with a suit on and Jimins glasses on the tip of his nose sound asleep.
"Hyung" Taehyung shouted making jhope startle and drop off the chair "owwww fuckkkkk why would you do that you bitch" Jhope whined while rubbing his head."Hyung why the hell are you sitting at the end of the bed I presume you were watching us sleep before you went to sleep and why the fuck are you wearing my glasses and a suit?" Jimin said glaring at jhope.

"You see here the thing is vmin I walked into the room early today well yesterday actually since it is 2 am that means it's the next day but still it hasn't been 24 hours yet since I started sitting here so does that mean technically I can still say today because even though it is another day because it hasn't been 24 hours yet because 24 hours make up a whole day right soo....",

"FUCKING HELL HYUNG GET ON WITH THE EXPLANATION AS TO WHY YOU LOOK LIKE A CREEP" jimin shouted getting more ticked off by the second," Jesus okay damn you with your pmsing well I walked in to find Taehyung and you exactly like this *jhope throwing out his boi hand naked in bed together looking wet presumably from sweat with messy hair and Tae having a blow jobbers lips, so I thought I would get a chair and put on glasses and a suit to look like a bouws ass bitch and be there when you wake up to interrogate you but it turns out it didn't work that way since I fell asleep" Jhope finally managed to get out.

"Hyung number one you were planning to stay there the whole night like that really what if we didn't wake up till like 1 pm because we have no schedules today, and two you got completely the wrong Idea, tae just got out the shower a couple hours ago that's why he had swollen lips because of the heat the reason why he was wet and had messy hair was also because he had just come out of the shower and I have messy hair because I was just sleeping seriously wtf hyung you are so dirty minded I would never fuck Taetae he is my bestie" jimin said as calmly as he could trying not to knock out his stupid hyung."that could also be another explanation....... okay silly me I'm going to go fuck yoongi hyung byeeeeeeeee" jhope said while running out the room. "Jiminie" Taehyung whispered "yeah Tae?" Jimin responded stroking his fingers through Taehyungs hair "did you mean that..... that you wouldn't fuck me" "no I didn't baby I totally would if you were up for it tho" they both looked into each others eyes THEN THEY HAD HARDCORE GAY SEX AND THERE WAS SOOO MUCHHH KINKY SHIT LIKE DADDYYYY AN D BONDAGE AND WOWWW FUCK ME
Nah I'm kidding they got interupted by Jhope screaming his lungs out as he was dragged by his hair back into the room by yoongi who just dropped him on his head and stared into your eyes as he whispered "dont ever fucking wake me up not even for fucking sex or I swear I will murder you and all your family and everyone who loves you even though I'm pretty sure no one does"

with that he left......

HELLO there author here okay I know there is a lot of crack in here (I'm not talking about vmins naked ass cracks) but I promise there will be a smut soon when I started writing I was doing my gcses so I couldn't do lots of updates and now I stupidly started re writing the day before my college starts so yeah updates will take time but there will be some just wait a bit ❤ ❤ ❤