You know how some girls ask you to feel their legs because they just did something productive for once and shaved? Well I want someone to act all proud like that and be like "feel my legs!" And then feels, and pulls their hand back in disgust and is like "they're so hairy!" And then you be like "I know I just wanted to see your reaction!"
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Random thoughts
RandomThis book contains all the random, weird, and downright scary thoughts that I have stashed away in my brain.
