Part 2

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And then I woke up in another dream. This time, it was about a squirrel. I was climbing a tree. I fell out of the tree, and I was unconscious for 56,000 hundred hours.

I came to, and there was a squirrel with a mug of eggnog in his extended paw. I took it, and I got my power kick and kicked the squirrel through the whole entire universe.

First, the universe is infinite. Second, that's mean,

And then I drank it, and I made slurp effects. 

The end.

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