Why Me

Present Torture

lets begin in the present 2016

thursday 6.40 am

i wake you and ask siri to tell me the time and switch of my alarms i get and get dressed and ready for school but before that i needd to scroll to thhe bottom of my instagram feed after i get dressed i hear a ping my heart dies and comes back at the same time its em and ro on the group chat at eight o'clock in the morning i was confussed no one texts on the chat in the morning as we all see each other in school but i didnt really care as they were having convo between them i should also mention that if you are ever wanting to talk to one person in the chat just DM them dont wake everyone up and piss people off i have done that before and faced the conceqences afterwards i leave for school and listen o a really slow bollywood song because it was raining and thats what you do when it rain unless you accualy like the rain then enjoy your iconic slippary stroll outside while sit inside and try not bring atention to myself by coughing or dieing loudly this concludes my morning

lessions learnt

- dont piss people off in group chats

- play slow bollywood music when it rains

- die quietly if you have to

12.05 pm

i dressed nicely for RME so that when i get aressted for coffetabling someone i look dazzling in my mugshot and interigation video coffeetabling is when you grab someones hair or high ponytail and rappidly and concistanly bash thier head into a coffetable preferably but something like a desk will do just fine this idea came to me in a dream where everyone i knew that went to my school had a sleep over at my house and lets call her table bitch (also in my RME class) was alo thier and i think the vivid imagery of the rest can scar you for life back to the class i got thier before table bitch so i couldn't make my fashionable entery into the over-crowded tiny room but all was well until rye (close friend) started arguing with TB (table bitch is to long to keep writing) and her litle group i told rye not to waste his time and energy giving them importance but he would not listen and then TB turn around to her group and mocked me and let me tell you call me a bitch an asshole fine fair-enough but mock me and i wont forgrt i might forgive but i never forget i gave her my sassy i can hera and see you eyes she had turn adround but her group could see the hatred and anger in my eyes and they told her she replied with her nippy ass voice "really" i made my hatred clerac to her but sheee wasn;t going back downand thats whre i knew RME was never going to be sier's happly class again

lessons learnt

- imaging coffetabling someone to relive stress

- be sassy and fashionable to make a dramatic entrance

- if i give you a a bitch eye be scared

this was my life on a thurday lets see where this will lead us