Karma: You ready?
Bold: *nods*
Nagisa: Let's go
Kayano: *walks out smiling* Hi, Korosensei!
Korosensei: Ah, Kayano-san. What brings you here?
Kayano: I wanted to show you something!
Korosensei: Ohoho, what is it?
Bold: *up on the tree with a sniper* *focuses*
Karma: *holding a throwing knife*
Nagisa: *holding a gun*
Korosensei: Chotto matte, Kayano-san.
Kayano: N-nande?
Korosensei: *goes to the trees and takes Bold's, Karma's and Nagisa's weapons* You can't assassinate me when Kayano-san here is asking me something.
Bold: Oh come on!! I got my best sniper too!
Nagisa: Don't you have more?
Bold: I stole that from a military base..........
Everyone besides Bold: EH?!
Bold: The soldier let me take it!!!
Karma: ..........he was asleep, wasn't he?
Bold: yep!
Korosensei: I'm taking this back to the military. I'll return before class starts!! *flies away*
Bold: NOOOOOOOOO!!! MY SNIPER!!!
*Assassination one of the day: Failed and Bold's sniper was taken*
Nagisa: Ritsu, you can do this, can't you?
Ritsu: Of course I can!
Bold: Then we'll leave you to this.
Ritsu: Hai!
Korosensei: *enters*
Everyone: *stands up and bows* Ohayo, Korosensei.
Korosensei: Eh? You all are not trying to assassinate me now? *face turns to a striped green* Guess you know now I am impossible to kill, eh?
Bold: GIVE ME BACK MY SNIPER!!!
Everyone besides Bold: *looks at Bold*
Bold: What? I like my sniper.
Everyone besides Bold: *sweatdrops*
Ritsu: *inside of Korosensei's phone (which he stole)*
Kayano: What is the next plan?
Nagisa: *smiles* You'll see soon.
Ritsu: *electricutes Korosensei*
Korosensei: *shocked, literally*
Bold: *steps on his head* That was for my favorite sniper.
Everyone: *stands up and holds their weapons* NOW!!! *shoots or runs to Korosensei with a knife*
Korosensei: *sweatdrops and quickly gets up and runs*
Karma: *shoots a bullet at his tentacle*
Nagisa: *also hits one of his tentacles*
Korosensei: *goes on the roof* Ha ha! You can't hit me now!!
Ritsu: *in Bold's phone* S-sorry, guys. I messed up.
Bold: It's ok, Ritsu-chan. *smiles but has a death aura around her* He better give me back my sniper soon or else............
Everyone besides Bold and Ritsu: *wisely stays away from Bold*
YOU ARE READING
Anime random weirdness
RandomA little bit of randomness + A little bit of anime = A LOT OF RANDOMNESS FOR AN AUTHOR!! Kano: Even if out math is bad, there is no way that is an equal Bold: Shut up Len: You know he will never Bold: True........... RANDOMNESS ACTIVATED!!
