Capricorn: who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Pisces: I did. I broke it.
Capricorn: No. No, you didn't. Taurus?
Taurus: don't look at me, look at Virgo.
Virgo: What?! I didn't break it!
Taurus: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Virgo: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
Taurus: suspicious.
Virgo: No, it's not!
Cancer: if it matters, probably not... Scorpio was the last one to use it.
Scorpio: Lair! I don't even drink that crap!
Cancer: oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Scorpio: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cancer!
Pisces: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Cap.
Capricorn: No! Who broke it?!
Sagittarius: *whispering* Cap, Libra's been awfully quiet this whole time.
Libra: really?!
*Yelling endures*
*Camera pans to Capricorn*
Capricorn: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict that ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
