New Neighbor

chapter 3

Sharon opened the door and looked at them "oh hello boys, and who's this? " she asked when she noticed Lilith standing where Cartman usually did.  "I'm your new next door neighbor Lilith, me and my family just moved in" Lilith.answered walking in behind Kenny, as Sharon closed the door.  "Oh okay, anyway stan is up in his room" Sharon said as Lilith followed Kenny and Kyle upstairs.

Stan was  on his computer when they walked in.  "Hey man " Kyle said walking in, making Stan look at them and opened his mouth to say something when kyle whispered in his ear.  "That's your new neighbor.  Kenny said that she could come along"

"Hey I saw you at the window while we was unpacking so it's nice to officially meet you" Lilith said with a friendly smile on her face.

"Yeah, I'm Stan"

"Lilith " she said sitting on Stan's bed with her laptop, Kenny taking the spot next to her. 

"So Lilith why don't you tells us about yourself " Stan said as Kyle sat on Stan's desk. 

"Well, the last place I was before here was  Florida and I can hack anyone and anything" Lilith said lightly hitting Kenny with her tail. 

Kyle and stan looked at each other not sure on if they believed her or not. 

"I can proof it" Lilith said opening her laptop "tell me a name and what they get on and I can get into it. "

"Alright Eric Cartman, yelp" kyle said moving to her other side, watching her .

(Lilith POV)
I have no idea what a yelp is but it sounds easy to get into. I pull up the website and then an second web browser so that I could look this Eric Cartman up.  While I work I know Kyle and Stan is watching me to see what I can do, Kenny seems to be too instead in my ass.

After a short moment I get into this Cartman's account

"you really did it" kyle said, taking my laptop and and going though the account then looked at me "do you mind? "

"not at all but if you want post something just let me know I'll make it to where he can't take it down" with that I see Kyle smile big like he's been waiting a long time for this "you're going to be my new best friend" he said before starting to do something.

"Hey I thought I was your best friend " Stan said acting hurt.

"You are, she's my best gal friend "

(Kyle's POV)
I can't believe I'm on that fat ass' Yelp. I go through his posts and reviews of restaurants as Stan talk to Lilith about hacking into Wendy's Facebook or something like that

I go to the top of the page and start writing a post, something I knew he would do if he could get on anything that was mine. "Hey lilith can you make this post permanent? " I ask showing her the thing I had typed up, she takes the laptop and looks at it.  

"I have something to get off my chest, I'm in love with Butters and I jack off to pictures of kahl ...." Lilith read, making stan and Kenny stop what they was doing and look at us "i wish so badly for kahl to be mine so that's why I told every girl in school that he was my man so that they wouldn't go near him and where I have no life so I can stalk my beloved Kahl's ass all I want"

"It's something he would do if her where to ever hack into my stuff". 

"I can't wait to see what he dose tomorrow at school " Kenny laughed as lilith added on to the post. 

"You'll be going right? " I ask her, she looks at me.  I could till that she was confused for a moment  "you bet" she answered before her phone going off.  I watched as her cat ears folded back a small bit as she read what was on her phones screen.

"I have to go" she said after looking at her phone, grabbing her laptop  and leaving, we all tell her a bye as she walks out

"I can't wait to see the look on Cartman face! " I smirk to myself looking at Kenny and stan when Stan's mom popped her head in "where your new friend go Stan? "

"I think she had to go home" Stan answered her, who just nod and looked at me and Kenny"it's getting late so you two should head home too."