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Me: "Dad can you help me catch a spider."
Dad: "It's a small one, don't worry about it."
*Big spider on the wall*
Me: *Pointing at wall where the big spider at*
Dad: "Don't worry about it."
*Big Spider crawling on my face*
Me: "AAAGUUHHFJJIUHGFGGJ!"
Dad: "Don't worry about it."

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