Hehhehheeeeeeeh.....

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by deenab00

by deenab00

"VIIIXYYYYYYYY!" The screams of the male called Shadow echoed through the halls.

Vixin flopped out of her bedroom door upstairs and rolled down the stairs, landing on her face. She pulled out a unicycle from her hair and and say on it, turning into the majestic VixON. "Oh crap waddup, it's dat BOOOOI!!!"

"Vix, there's a random jumbo box right here." Shadow pointed it. Vixin just shrugged.

"I dunno." She bit the inside of her cheeks.

All the sudden an apple launched at them and hit the box. They turned to see a blur of a meme child running at them. She launched herself into the air and grabbed them both, and shoved them in the box.

"PACK ME UP TIGHT AND THROW ME IN A MOVING BOX! FILL THE BOX WITH WHITE FOAM AND BUBBLE WRAP!" Vix screamed while airborne.

Shadow gave her a glance of crippling disappointment.

Aaaaaaaaaaaanyway...

They were shoved into the box, and some bubble wrap and a few sheets of packing paper were thrown in. Then it was closed and sealed.

"Man, it's dark." Vixin whined.

Shadow glanced at her. "NO CRAP." He stumbled upon a small lamp and turned it on.

"Alright, so what do we do now?" Vixin asks.

"I dunno." Shadow responds.

"Wow! What a helpful answer!" Vixin says.

Shadow glared at her.

"I luv you~" Vixin glomped him and nuzzled him.

He blushed and sighed, holding her close. "I love you too."

Then the box was airborne as it was thrown into a moving truck.

And meme child poked three holes before she shut the truck doors.

"I shipped it before it was canon."

HEHEHEHEHHEHEHE