Felix, Jack, Mark

Felix
WASSSUPPP BITCHES?

Jack
Great intro Felix, I bet mine is better though

Felix
Oh really? Please do tell me

Jack changed the group chat to FIST ME FELIX

Felix
Fuck you

Jack
You wish you could, but my ass already belongs to the one and only my true love.........COOKIES!!!!!!

Felix
Eat a fist full of my balls you asshole

Jack
I LOVE BALLS!!

Felix
I give up. how can Mark deal with you?

Jack
Idk im just too BOSS for you to handle I guess

Mark
Why are you talking about me?

Felix
Cause Jack is being an asshole

Jack
Heeyy i never said anything bad about you😞

Mark
I am so confused as to wtf is happening and Jack you're wonderful but sometimes you can get a little out at hand

Jack
Fine...if nobody wants me i will just leave and go eat some cookies!!

Jack
ByyeeeeeBitches

Felix
Now who's talking like me?

Jack
Shut the fuck up and go suck a dick

Felix
I would but Mark is already sucking yous

Mark
Why do you keep bringing me into this i aint saying anything

Felix
Well i only speak the truth

Mark
K fine whatever Felix

Felix
Gotta go. Talk to ye bitches later

Mark
See ya and i am not a BITCH

Felix
Yea you are

Mark
Fuck you Felix

Felix
Cant Jacks already doing that for you

Mark
Son of a bitch im leaving

Felix
Bye bitch

Finally updated this!!! And sorry i haven't posted in a while i just dont have any ideas for this. I will try my best to think of something and update this as soon as I can! And if you want leave ideas/suggestions in the comments.

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 24, 2016 ⏰

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