Two Girls One Chandler

Chapter 1

*Edited*
"After shooting the mother instead of the Harombe, Harombe, is now president." Said the news caster on the t.v. "And the child is the first Lady!"
"Fuck Yea!" Said Death. I shook my head of course he'd love Harombe, Harombe is bae. The news caster kept on talking but I stopped listening I'm bored as fuck. Of course no one would care they're 7 of us in all not including me. They would kill me if I say.
Can we turn this off.
But the name's Chandler Zika, yea I know the Friends Show and the virus. Yea stop laughing you fucking idiot. Anyway, I'm 16, my hairline is out of this world (they're thinking of naming Pluto off of my hairline since you can't see it.), My mom is black and my dad is white, I have a younger brother called James, and I like two girls. Yea two! BOI I'm a player and I like being one. So Bitch don't fuck with me. Anyway with me I have....
The Emo twins aka Death and Satìn (Do not ever assume their gender but ill tell ya Death is a unfrosted very berry poptart but is actually a boy and Satìn is an other you know like when you sign a paper and it says other but is actually a girl). I have no idea what they're real names are but they're my best friends. Both of them born at the same time too. Strange huh. They both have curly ass hair and Death has an afro, with purple tips, while Satìn has bangs covering one of her eyes and Blue haur. Yea.... Well anyway, their parents died about two years ago saving their team of spies from being blown up with dynamite leaving them dead anf leaving them with their siblings, Matty B and Elvis Prisonly who both like each other. Yea.... Weird. But anyway they fend for themselves so they stay at my house a lot. The way we met is kinda weird.
Three Years Ago
I went over to my desk and sat down. My beats friend Ian was picking a stick, he grabbed one and walked toward me then passed sitting next to Brooks and Lary. Fuck. I watched everyone pick a stick and wondered who would sit at my table. Then I saw them Death and Satìn come in. They both grabbed a stick and looked at each other and walked over to my table. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucckkk. They sat down and got out their notebooks. I grabbed mine and looked at them as I did my problem. I'm scared I thought in my head as I figured out my Social Studies problem. I looked up at them and said
"So I'm why you guys emo?" They both looked up at the same time. Making me shiver. I looked back down making sure they weren't still looking I looked up both still staring.
"Jesus it was only a question.." I said but they didn't take it that way both of them stood up and Satìn picked me up by my shirt and smirked.
"Nothing is a question to us, besides life." She said chucking me across the room. Oh couldn't tell the teacher neither could anyone else.
Recess my least favorite time of the day we'll maybe. I stand there memorizing my math problems when two shadows cast over me.
"So, Chandler." Started one of the shadows I look up and see Death and Satìn.
"Yea?" I say before staring at them face to face.
"What Games do you play?"
Present
That's how we became best friends.
Then there's Ian, Carmen, and Daniel. All have the neatest hand writing in the grade. I mean don't get me wrong they are cool guys. Anyway Daniel is a dwarf, so he's pretty flexible and has an afro. Carmen is very very over weight. Ian is anorexic. We are all best friends too.
Then there is Chloe. She has pink hair and only wears things pink and with sparkles
We met over Satìn she is the only one who knows her real name. I don't know much about her though.
Then my two crushes.
The most beautiful ginger haired girl I've ever met Amy Winehouse and the most beautiful blonde haired girl with green eyes I have ever met Elizabeth Helix. Boy oh boy are they hot. I have to pick one but who.
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