So close

So close

Walking down the dark street with masky and clementine I saw a man"shhhh" I said to masky and clementine. Slowly I walked up to the man "but his a hobo" clementine whispered"so" I whispered back, masky just stood there so smiling indulgently I stabbed the quote"hobo" in the stomach. He awoke screaming in pain "shh shh shh" I whispered "don't be afraid it will all be over in ummmmm a few minutes" and together we watched him thrashing around for a few moments until he stop moving all together . Crouching down I pulled my syringe out of my pocket and slipped it in his neck taking a small sample of blood "ewwww"clementine said"Phft" I replied rolling my eyes. Clementine hadn't had a normal childhood so I expected her to be a bit more comfortable around blood I mean sure the first time I saw masky kill a person I vomited, but then I got used to the idea of killing people, before I saw it as wrong but now I see it as fun! anyway walking back to our house we though It would be fun to go on a killing spree , Masky was all for it but clementine down right refused to talk, eat or sleep if we did" no no no no"she said "not even 30 people?" We asked "nope" she replied. But we did kill about three people on the way home and when we got home we all jumped on the couch and rested,"masky can you make tea ?" But masky (the asshole) just pretended to be asleep"ugh ill do it" I said and as soon as I said it he jerked awake faking a yawn he asked "what's for tea?" "Nothing for you "I said calmly "what but I need food !"he panicked "actually -" clementine began but he chucked a pillow at her and she fell silent,I raised an eyebrow "really"I asked "yesh" he replied "well ok only because Kawaii and happy appy are coming around for tea ,he frowned for a minute and then said" you mean that girl with the glowing red eye and that guy that *bunny ears* likes children " "yeah but...ummm...their our friends " I said defensively "well as long as you keep happy appy away from Clem " he said reluctantly

Later that night

"We'll dinner was fucking lovely "I said and Kawaii laughed "what " I asked "your praising yourself but it was fucking yummy"she said and we giggled pouring more and more tequila into our glasses while the boys chatted about us saying stuff like" and when we go shopping I have to drag her out of the shop "and "If I had a penny for every time I heard does my butt look fat id be-" "broke" Me and Kawaii snapped at them and that sure shut them up. At about 2:00 am Clem said she was feeling ill so me and Kawaii sat with her and told her nice story's that were of course fake until she fell asleep.anyway after Kawaii and happy appy left ,me and masky got into bed did something you don't need to know about we went to sleep.

The next morning

Well well well hasn't Clem learnt her lesson about juggling knifes!!! Me and masky woke up at 12:00 am with screams coming we ran out to see a knife stuck in her neck thank god we're immortal cause dat bitch was bleeding half to death anyway We patched her up took her to the park were she terrorised the other children which we laughed about for like 20 minutes then went home and masky said he had a surprise for me and that happy appy was doing the same for kawaii.

The next morning

Me and Kawaii we're getting ready but then we ...er...um... Kinda wanted to go on a quick killing spree Anyway long story short we got badly messed up like really bad I mean there was metal sticking out of our body (don't ask) and we were bleeding profoundly and we didn't have time to get changed and cleaned up so we just drove there ( we were meeting the boys there) we parked the outside of a house that we were supposed to meet the boys . Me and Kawaii walked up to the door and knocked the door open and masky and happy appy greeted me and Kawaii when we came inside masky said"what the fuck happened to you two" "what a nice way to greet your girlfriend and friend " I snapped at him suddenly Kawaii tugged my arm "what?" I asked agitated and then I looked up and saw about twenty people looking at us "well how nice to meet you " I said smiling at everyone then I looked at masky and mouthed "you're dead mother fucker " turning back to the group smiling again me and Kawaii were introduced to their ...um....er...family. As we say down and had tea I had made plans to met up with jane for a (knife) shopping spree and Sally and Dorabell wanted to have a play date with Clementine and slender man and slender woman want to have a double date with me ,masky,Kawaii and happy appy

So the night was a success apart from major injuries it was awesome!.

The next day

Uhhhh massive hangover today clementine jumped on me and masky's bed yelling playfully so I and chucked a pillow at her head and she slipped off our bed and then attacked me with the pillow then I got up and me and masky had a shower when we were dressed we walked out to see clementine and lost silver trying to touch their tongue to their nose"so close yet so far"I taunted "shut up I can do it" Lost silver said.

Later that day

"So you want me to move into a mansion in the woods"I asked "um...well...Kawaii and happy appy are there"masky stuttered "uhhh fine only if we get cookies on the way there " "sure"masky said happily.

6 hours later

"Hey masky me and Kawaii are going to kill some people but we'll be back soon" I said before slipping out the door to join Kawaii in the car "first stop rich peoples house"Kawaii said happily And off we drove to the nearest mansion that reminded me " hey Kawaii are you and happy appy living in that mansion in the woods?" I asked causally "well I do sleep there and well Dorabell is there so I guess I kinda live there" she said " oh cause masky wants me to move there " I said feeling relived " what really? "Kawaii asked excited " yep " I said,Before pulling into a drive way.

2 deaths later

I stabbed the lady in the heart and watched as she struggled "ahh I sighed as I watched her trying to reach the phone "so close yet so far " I said as she bleed out on the rug her eyes watering in pain as her organs spill out of her body."what are you doing ?" Kawaii asked as she saw me raiding to bedroom and stuff "what ?" I asked not really caring "we have to go" she hissed but as we walked out of the room we saw a little girl staring at her mother dead body ,tears streaming down her face "oh jeez " I said to Kawaii and the girl turned around she screamed " shut her up "Kawaii roared at me over the screams and I winked and kneeled next to the little girl "shh shh shh" I said put a finger on my lips she went quite and ran away down the hallway I got up and threw my knife at her hitting her Right in the gut she fell over and blood was coming from her mouth spilling on the white rug " good god "Kawaii said shaking "what ?it happens all the time " I said laughing madly.