I have found it. The most gorgeous apartment ever with two floors and five bedrooms all ensuite, a massive walk in wardrobe and plenty of room for all of my stuff. And just to keep my family happy there is a smaller apartment downstairs for my security guards.
Today is moving in day. I am slightly nervous but so excited and knowing that I won't be alone with my live in maid, Cristina from Romania and my live in chef, Henry from England as well as my amazingly fluffy St. Bernard called ironically Bernard. He honestly the most spoiled dog in the whole of England. As I walked up stairs of my new complex. I got this massive waft of chicken cooking. Shit I thought to myself as Bernard gave a massive wrench on the lead and I dropped it from shock as he ran off in search of the food. I swear that dog has an endless stomach and always wants food. I chased off after him and there was only one open door on the corridor. I knocked on the door, no response. I followed the hallway to what looked like a living room and sat on the sofa as bold as brass was my dog. But the thing that shocked me most was the five boys sat around him laughing at Bernard doing his comedy tongue. ( this is where because he has such soft jowells his tongue droups out of the side of his mouth. It is actually pretty hilarious.) I wasn't quite sure what to do so I decided to call Bernard see what would happen.
"Bernard" I called. He turned his head spraying drool everywhere and decided the best tactic would be to ignore me, he was waiting for the magic word. The boys also turned and I recognised them instantly but didn't let it show on my face. In truth I was a bit starstruck.
Time for my favourite trick.
"Bernard, bacon" with that he jumped off the sofa and sprinted towards me at full pelt and skidded straight in to me knocking me straight to the ground.
"Ow fuck that hurt!" I whimpered to myself.
"can I help you?" with that a hand extended in front of me.
"yeah thanks" and as I looked up I saw a perfect white smile, sparkling blue eyes filled with mischief under a mop of brown straight hair. He was stunning more stunning in person then in all of the posters.
"hi, I'm Louis" and he turned around and pointed at each other of the guys and said "and that's Zayn (the poser) Liam (the daddy), Harry (the baby) and Niall (the leprechaun)." As Louis pointed to each in turn they gave a small wave.
"hi guys, I'm Amile and as you have already met my dog, Bernard. We have just moved into apartment 6" whilst talking Bernard was looking at me expectantly and I knew exactly what he wanted. I decided he had waited long enough but before being able to give him his favourite snack I had to wipe his mouth and nose with his slobber towel in my handbag. I know it's pretty gross but it has to be done. The boys were just stood watching me in silence. Awkward!!!
" you can talk between yourselves you know" they just stood and stared intently and then I realised Bernard had gigantic bit of drool and he knew I would have to get it before the bacon, this is going to be one fun thing to try and do but then an idea came to mind. I pulled the bag of bacon from my handbag and all the boys looks so startled not really what they imaged would happen. Only Louis found it funny and let out a cackle of laughter. Bernard spin his head, the drool detached and flew straight into Louis's face. Splat !!! Woopsy. The rest of the boys burst into laughter. " OMG Amile that dog is an absolute legend" shrieked Niall. Harry whipped out his phone and snapped a quick photo before posting on twitter. The caption read " look at what my neighbours totally awesome dog did. Classic." now following Harry on twitter I got this information with my phone doing the most embarrassing possible. "one new tweet from Harry Styles, one new tweet from Harry Styles."
