Caramel Apple (I am trying to make this as dirty as possible)

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    One hot sunny day, I decided I wanted a caramel apple. I skipped down the street because I am that weird. There was a big sign that read 'CARAMEL APPLES $3 EACH'. I thought, Hell no I'm not paying.  I walked up and slapped that marketing guy (if that's the name or whatever...). I grabbed the most appealing looking apple. 

    I put my hands on the stick, thinking of how beautiful it looked. I opened my mouth and let the apple go into it. I licked all around, trying to get the sweet taste of the caramel. As I bit into the apple, the juices squirted everywhere. It started to drip down my chin. I then licked the delicious juices off my chin. 

    Eventually, I finished the apple. What a great tasting apple. I can't wait to eat one again. 

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