~Toad's POV~
I found it strange we all got our licences on the first try, even though Wario drove on nothing but dirt and grass, Peach didn't move from the starting line, and Bowser crashed into every wall- hey, I'm not complaining! But... onto other more important matters...
CRASH!!!
"MY KART!"
I move as fast as the stubs that sprout from my lower half take me. "W-wah, eh, AH! W-what happened?!" I look around to see Daisy slowly creeping away from me. "YOU MOTHER FU-"
~Technical difficulty, please stand by~
~Mario's POV~
EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING WILL BURN. I WILL HAVE ANYTHING IN MY WAY BURN IN MY INTERNAL FLAMES OF HATRED.
~third person POV~
This story has gone too far already.
The misadventures continue in the next chapter...
\\Yo, Admin here, tell me if there's anything I can do better, and I'll do it. Also, it's 6:19 and I haven't slept for hours. Night, morning, evening, later yo.
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Everyone's Kart Biatch
FanfictionFollow the story of the how ever the fuck many karters reside in the game of Mario Kart 8 and even bonus behind-the-scenes... moments...? Anyways, Mario Kart, don't like, don't read.
