Steve Rodgers
(Pretend he can get drunk.)
Steve- MERICA FUCK YAH COMN AGAIN 2 save th mother fucking dAy Yeh FREDOM IS THE ONLY WAY!¡&;!
Y/n- Are you drunk?
Steve-mÄy be
Y/n- You okay? Do you need help?
Steve- i wana gø hoooooooooooooomme!.)$: I wana gu hoome!
Y/n- What bar are you at?
Steve- thE ONE ON sory cap loc waz on thë 1 on man stret
Y/n- I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Tony Stark
Tony: Heyya Cutey 😉
Y/n: We are literally are 1 ft away from each other.
Tony: Well I'd lik to minimis tha distanc.
Y/n: Damn, even when your wasted your smooth. Kind of...
Tony: Off corse I m the smoothest smoothie in smoothsville!
Y/n: Okay time to go home!
Tony: Boo! You whore!
Bruce Banner
Bruce: Hay babe. What r ya doing. Can u come 2 the bar on Baker St. 2 pick me up.
Y/n: Holy shit. You're completely wasted.
Bruce: How'd ya know.
Y/n: Really, Bruce? Hay? R? Ya? Periods at the end of your questions? U? 2? You normally text like your writing an English essay.
Bruce: Oh. So, about u picking me up...
Y/n: I'm already half way there and I brought a pillow and blanket, so you can lay down and a garbage bag, if you feel sick.
Bruce: Ur the best!
Natasha Rominoff
Natasha: Hey guss who is txtn u!
Y/n: Who?
Natasha: BLACK WIDOW BABY!
Y/n: I'll be there in 5 minutes.
Clint Barton
Clint: S🆙❤️lee🕊y⛏🐥👁⬆️🏃🌨🌨🌨🌨
(Translation for the reader: Sup, lovely dovey! Pick Hawkeye up. Hurry, it's very cold.)
Y/n: I'm five minutes away. God, I knew Tony was going to get you drunk. Just don't throw silverware at people this time!
Clint: 👍🏻🔫👫👬👭w🍴
Translation: Okay. Shoot people with silverware.
At this time, you were at the bar shouting NO to a very drunk Hawkeye, who was aiming a spoon at poor Steve's head. Yeah, not the ideal way to spend a Friday night.
