"ahhh"
"ahhh"
turns out, the one in my closet was non other than tomatoe! my talking stuffed penguin. "what the living fudgers are you doing?? you totally just broke my horsey lamp!" I pouted, it was such a purty horsey lamp, it had sparkles in it and all!
he looked at me guiltily "uh... I tripped and it fell?" mhmm that's his best excuse -.-
"you're a horrible liar! you just wanted ms.strawberry all to yourself and got rid of competition! shame on you!" so yea... he was in love with ms.strawberry, I don't even know why or what he sees in her, she's just a doll! and she doesn't even dress nice either. "you're on time out till tomorrow you hear me? now go and sit on my pillow and think about what you've done." he look sad and silently walked to the bed, poor kid.
I headed back downstairs and turned into ninja mode when the bell rang.
ninja!! I kicked the light switch and turned the lights off, opened the door and sprayed the person in the face with my nerf gun, the person screamed and threw some words that belonged to a very colorful vocabulary, but all too soon my nerf gun ran out of water.
what stood in front of me was a very wet and very frustrated looking hot pizza guy "pizza delivery for Em.J..?" oh gosh lord heavens! his caramel colored skin looking shiny, and his green eyes! and his deadlocks, and Yesh, I know he doesn't sound so cute but he is, he has this bob Marley kinda look and it looked amazing on him, his pizza hut uniform is supposed to be tucked in and look formal, but instead his shirt is out and his pant ing a little loose on his waist. man he looks fine!
licking my lips I replied "yea... that's totally me! sorry I sprayed you, but in my defence... you look fine wet" I opened my door for him to follow me into the kitchen, he put the pizzas down while I woke up Abbie and when to the nearest bathroom closet looking for a towel to give to the delivery guy.
I am honestly starting to regret having left Abbie and the pizza guy alone. why? easy! she was running around trying to run away from him while he chaised after her. she threw objects whenever she could to the floor so it would make it harder for him to get to her. but clearly it wasn't working since she threw stuff she knew wouldn't get broken, I mean really!?!? I would have been fine with stuff being broken seeing that he looked like a psychotic maniac on the loose!
"Abbie catch!" I threw her my other loaded nerf gun, this one had ketchup mustard and mayo in it for when I make my sandwiches.
Grabbing a frying pan, I waited for Abbie to spray the gun with my nerf gun, afterwards I hit the guy in the back of his head with the pan to distract him for a little bit. He bent over a little trying to rub his head and make it better. I hit him in his behind and he fell to the ground. afterwards Abbie sat on his back while I sat next to him, grabbed his hand and pressed the pressure point that everyone has between their thumb and pointer finger. hearing him scream with pain brought a small smile to my face. Interrogation time!!
"why are you here? who sent you?" clearly he's not a delivery guy which makes me wonder what happened to the actual delivery guy! gasping, I look over at Abbie " quick! open the pizza and see if there actually is pizza in there!!"
well... I am a growing teenager! after seeing her give me a reassuring nod, I turned to look at the guy on the ground glaring at me. oh hun, it's not gonna work. he should try a diff tactic.
Hearing the door open, we looked to see Bobbie coming in with three bags full of sweets and what not. gotta love him!
Upon seeing what was going on he looked extremely pissed. "Craig, what the he'll are you doing here?!?!" he bugged in, put the bags on the kitchen table and came back onto the living room putting his hands on his hips. "Anyone care to explain what the he'll is going on here!?!?"
Who the he'll would name their son Craig?
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sorry I've been gone so long. if anyone wants me to update just ask.
thanks for reading.
