Pick up lines (not mine)

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Ticci Toby and Daga

Toby: Are you Australian? Because you meet all my Koalafication.

Lost sliver and Blood and stiches

Sliver: If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Laughing Jack and Piper

LJ: Are you willy Wonka's daughter cause you look sweet and delicious

Bloody darkness and Jane the killer

BD: Roses are red, tomatoes are redder, I think we both know, I like you way better

Jeff the killer and Sinster Smile

Jeff: If you weren't here, I'd be the hottest person in this place

BEN drowned and Unix

BEN: Are you my phone charger? Cause without you, I'd die

Slenderman and his Treewife

Slendy: Are you a Christmas tree? Because I'm ready to cut you down and bring you home

Ray and pinkamena

Ray: Is your mum a baker, because she made you a cutie pie

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All of these were from a book called pickup lines by illumilucy Go and check out her story for more awesome pickup lines

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