Mating Season: Total Uproar (✔)

Burning Passion

A/N: hey guys, so the lemons in the last chapter were pretty sour, right? (Wink wink) but get ready for more because there will be lemons in this chapter as well!
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3rd Person POV

Once they'd rested and cleaned themselves up, Mira, Laxus, Gajeel, and Levy met Lucy and Romeo in the guild hall.

They all sat at the bar and ordered drinks from Mira, who was flitting around happily, her white and yellow hair bouncing against her back.

"So, Spark Plug," Gajeel said, wrapping his arm around Levy and looking at Laxus, who was seated next to him, "how'd it go?"

Laxus growled and rolled his eyes. (Yep, he's back to his grumpy self.)

"Not up to divulge that information, Lead Head," he grumbled, looking up and smiling at Mira, who giggled and smiled back. Gajeel turned toward Levy and kissed the top of her head.

"All in all, I'd say things went pretty well," he said quietly, smirking as Levy blushed a deep shade of red. Lucy sighed.

"You know what, that pink haired idiot's been sleeping for the past 36 hours!" She groaned. "I might wake him up just so we can get it over with!" Levy giggled and Lucy's face turned red.

"Wow, Lu-chan, you sure are persistent," she said, placing her hand on Gajeel's. Lucy rolled her eyes.

"Don't get your hopes up, Levy-chan, Lucy said, sighing again, "I'm just tired of trying to have a conversation with Gray and then almost flipping the table in anger whenever someone breathes around him!" She balled her fist and leaned back in her chair. Levy giggled again.

"Well, why not ask Master to let him out?" She suggested. Lucy shrugged and hopped off her stool, walking towards Makarov's office. Once she was outside, she knocked.

"Gramps?" She asked. No answer. She slowly opened the door, soon realizing that no one was there. She shrugged and closed the door, turning to go down into the basement.

As she walked down the steps, she heard distant voices. She quiekty crept down the rest of the stairs as waited around the corner, listening carefully.

"...and that's why you HAVE to make sure you wear it correctly," she heard one voice say. Makarov.

Wear 'what' correctly? She thought. She listened more intently as another voice piped up.

"So, wait, you're saying that Luce could have babies in her if I don't wear it correctly!?" The voice sounded frazzled. Lucy gulped. Only one person ever called her "Luce".

'Wear it correctly', babies? Was Natsu SERIOUSLY asking Gramps for sex advice!?

"Oh, Mavis, Natsu, you IDIOT!" She whispered as she held her hand to her forehead and shook her head in embarrassment.

"Luce, why am I an idiot?"

"Kyaaaa!" Lucy screeched as Natsu popped up out of nowhere next to her.

"Jesus, Natsu! You almost have me a freaking heart attack!" She said, clutching her chest and panting. Natsu stepped back with a worried look on his face.

"Sorry! It's just, I heard you whispering and wanted to tell you that I'm out now!" He said, giving her s toothy grin. Lucy let out a sigh and smiled.