DARE:Let Mabel do a prank on you...And she can do whatever prank she wants ✔️😂
Welp, goodbye world. *takes off my hat and puts it on my chest* It was nice knowing you guys.
Mabel: *walks in* So I get to do a prank?! :D
Dipper: Unfortunately...
Mabel: Oh c'mon bro-bro! Have a little spirit! *punches his arm*
Dipper: Ow! *rubs arm* That's easy for you to say, you're not going to die!
Mabel: Really, Dipper. Do you think this is the face that would determine your death? *insert cute, smiling face with #LARGEEYES intensified*
Dipper: ... Yes.
Yes I do.Mabel: -_-
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Dipper: *reading in their room, but clutching a tennis racket*
*looks around* Any minute now...
Mabel: *walks in* HI DIPPER!
Dipper: AH!! *hits Mabel with the tennis racket* I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO PRANK ME- wait... what? Where are the water balloons of death? Or the embarrassing Pantser?
Mabel: What? *blinks* I wasn't going to prank you. I just wanted to come in and tell you that Grunkle Ford is writing a fourth nerd journal!
Dipper: Really? Now?! KYAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *starts to run out of the room in excitement*
*trips and falls* OOF-
*bucket of water falls on him* AHHH!!!
Mabel: *laughs* You totally fell for that!
Dipper: -_- Really?
Mabel: There's plenty more where that came from!
That day, Dipper experienced the following pranks:
-food sprinkled with Smile Dip
-Grunkle Stan fakes his death AGAIN
-fake money
-cheeseballs covered in chocolate that pretended to be Whoppers
-M&M's, Reeses Pieces, and Skittles mixed in one bowl
-found Googly eyes on all the stuff in the fridge with a note that said, "I'M WATCHING YOU.. -Bill"
#RoughDay