There was a bird one day and his name was Mr. Bird. He said to me "Child, I love you." Then Mr. Bird became my dad and we lived forever in a pear tree. Then one day, my real dad came. Mr. Bird didn't like this so he pecked out my dad's eyes and ate them for lunch.

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Mr. Bird
There was a bird one day and his name was Mr. Bird. He said to me "Child, I love you." Then Mr. Bird became my dad and we lived forever in a pear tree. Then one day, my real dad came. Mr. Bird didn't like this so he pecked out my dad's eyes and ate them for lunch.