20 ways to annoy people

1. Get a book and sing and then whack someone

2 . Get in the shower and sing loud as you can

3. Go to someone who is silent and working then whack them and run away

4.go outside and scream and say my homework's so fun

5.go to people five times and say I wish you were a man dad

6.say I want a gel then get some and smack your bro

7. Get some cream and whack them on the face

8.find a person and say you rock mum

9.when your on a train say your such a loser weirdo!

10.go to a section in a shop and sing tiptoe on the tulips

11.run to your sis and say boom boom poo

12. Fart then say you did it millions of times !

13. When someone has fainted by something weird then say get water drink it and smack the person on the face to get up.

14.say I need a glue stick and I need everything to your parents !

15.say I am not annoying then sing you shower when you turn 50

16. Say you see a ghost and say a it's just your bum mum then say yo hi!

17. Look in the mirror and say mum you know someone died in your bed !

18. Say dad everybody smells bad like peanut butter every day!

19. While your dad is watching something really interesting then eat a granola crunchy nut cereal and say its granola

20. Eat a chocolate and say you didn't ask for it