Once upon a time, there was a Math Excel Class. They were very hungry... And the graham cracker box was superglued shut. Ash had tried using her scissors and her mortal-sight-proof sword to open the box. She was successful, and the graham crackers were packaged neatly inside.
Ash yelled, "HEY GUYS, WE HAVE GRAHAM CRACKERS!" Taking one. Everyone swarmed to the graham cracker box, taking one each. Ash bit hers, scrunching her face up with disgust, "Ew. Its stale."
Only two people ate theirs, everyone else throwing them to the ground and stomping on them. The two people were Philip and Danny, Ash saying, "Gross, Philip!"
Erika died of horrification and hunger, no one really noticing.
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I really don't have any idea WHY we wrote this, but it's just somehow amusing to read our boredom stories. WAIT UNTIL WE POST OUR FRENCH STORY, MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Welp, see y'all on the other side!!
~Ash the Hamiltrash
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A Massacre In Math Class
RandomThe fact that this is a year old, written in my old Science notebook, and written out of boredom means its REALLY short. This is brought to y'all by Ash.
