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Bribe him.
(y/n) "Hey HONEY, I know you see me as a pathetic hobo who loves you. But ya see, I can change all that. want $1.5 billion? Well, all u have to do is be my love for Valentine's Day."

(Crush) "ew no, get away from me u gay Pikachu"

(y/n) "I got Chipotle"

(Crush) "I LOVE U BAE <3"





Ok that sucked

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