I was watching the news this morning, and I want to ask a question. Why are you surface dwellers so fascinated with Donald Trump? I don't like him. He reminds me of Nereus. And the Hillary ones looks like a snake. And the entire voting for a president thing is overrated. What you should do is test them in strength. Make them battle each other to the death, that way it's entertaining and solves the problem of waiting for 10 months to find out who is elected. I never liked politics anyway.
But I'm not surprised you go the hard way. Surface dwellers never take the easy way out.