"These outfits aren't really attractive nor do they highlight my masculinity."
"Really, I think red sparkly rights and Santa hats are a huge turn on. Let's go have sex in the break room."
"I'm assuming you're kidding, therefore I'm also assuming that you hate this as much as me. You may be the person who stops me from strangling myself on duty."
"That wouldn't go over well with the kids."
{um I just want this to be cute}
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Fruitcake // h.styles special
FanfictionA disastrous Christmas story about how two people with an equal hatred for the holidays get forced to work at Santa's Village in the mall. ---------------- Finley works at Santa's Village in the mall. Ha...