THE NEW ZOADIC?! Nasa put in a 13th Zoadic sign?!

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This morning I was googling Zoadic stuff when I stumbled across the news section of Google. Most of it read: "Nasa realsed thirteenth Zoadic sign". Me, being me clicked the article, and began to read. I'll insert what I read below:

Last week, news spread that NASA had decided to update the astrological signs for the first time in 2,000 years, and people were freaking out that 86 percent of us now have a different star sign. 

Then I skipped ahead, wanting to find out if I was still my Zoadic, to find this:

Capricorn: Jan 20 – Feb 16

Aquarius: Feb 16 – March 11

Pisces: March 11 – April 18

Aries: April 18 – May 13

Taurus: May 13 – June 21

Gemini: June 21 – July 20

Cancer: July 20 – Aug 10

Leo: Aug 10 – Sept 16

Virgo: Sept 16 – Oct 30

Libra: Oct 30 – Nov 23

Scorpio: Nov 23 – Nov 29

Ophiuchus: Nov 29 – Dec 17

Sagittarius: Dec 17 – Jan 20

I'm entirely angry about this, as though if there is a thirteenth Zoadic why didn't the origins have Zoadic signs have it down in paper?! I'm was about to read more when I thought: "What if it's just another constellation? Not a new Zoadic". The reason being this is, the sun rotates along the Zoadic signs for the month. If you don't understand what I mean, just Google it 😝

So now I guess I'm a Aquarius? Nope. I'm still doing the original Zoadic signs 😉

This chapter may make your Zoadic change. Please do not take your anger out on me. Thanks.

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