Stupid America

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"England's p.o.v"

It was yet another cold and rainy day in England's house. It was the winter season and the Brit was sitting by the fireplace drinking tea and reading a book while listening to the soft sound of burning wood. Everything was nice and peaceful for the Brit when his phone rang.

He got up lazily to pick it up.

"Hello" he said

"Yo England!" It was America, England's little brother.

"What do you want!?" He said pissed off.

"Dude, you will never believe what I found!" he said screaming into the phone.

"And what could be so important for you to disturb me!?" England said

"Well I was in Antarctica trying to get a penguin when I found the coolest thing everrr!!!!" America said

"So what is it!?" England asked sharply

"I still don't actually get it myself so your gonna have to come!" He said

"What!? Are you insane! I'm not going all the way to the South Pole for another of your stupid discoveries!" England shouted and hung up the phone.

"Honestly, who does he think he is? Asking me to go to Antarctica in the middle of winter!"

Just then England heard a noise coming from the kitchen. He grabbed a vase in case someone was in there and walked slowly to the kitchen. He saw a figure and was about to knock him out but was knocked out himself...

"America's p.o.v"

After England hung up on him, America was really mad. Hreally wanted to show this "thing" to England.

So using the power of the hero he is he somehow made it to England in less than a second. He was in his kitchen with a wok he "borrowed" from China.

Not paying attention he knocked over one of England's scones which surprisingly made a very loud noise.

The American started panicking when he saw England coming in and without thinking just knocked him out with the wok.

He poked him and with his hero strength dragged him all the way to Antarctica...

_____Le time skip_____________

England woke up on a couch. He definitely wasn't in his house.

-" Where the bloody hell am I?" Thought the Brit.

-"Dude England! Your awake!" said America.

-"You bloody git! Where are we!?"

-"Dude chill! Were in Antarctica!"

England looked around and suddenly realised how cold it was.

-"Why on earth did you drag me all the way here! It's freezing!"

America handed him a coat.

-"Well duh! I have to show you!"

England sighed.

-"Okay fine, show me."

America jumped everywhere.

-"Awesome! I'll call her!" America said.

-"Call who?" the Brit asked and America called out something in another language.

A little girl came in, she had big blue eyes and brown hair. Her skin was very white and she was clutching on a baby seal.

-" M-mj Hanu, Myuni Jris Antarctica....."

*A/N* Hellooooo Wooooorld!!!!!

this is a Fanfiction of hetalia so please don't huge me and enjoy!

Btw! The translations are:

"Mj Hanu, Mjuni Jris Antarctia" = "Hello, I am Antarctica" is Pengeid which is the official language of Antarctica, only a small majority of people know it!

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