I was told there would be a lunar eclipse today so I camped out on my window sill after the moon rose.
That was at 19:30ish and it's now 23:27 and I haven't seen a bloody eclipse.
THE INTERNET LIED TO ME! SEVERAL BLOODY WEBSITES LIED TO ME! I FEEL BETRAYED! WE HAD A BONDING MOMENT! (I cradled you in my arms)
My butt hurts now. And I almost fell out of my window multiple times.
