*hic* Buurrrrrrrr suep fje oaifaf? *Giggles and snorts* Daaaaaa I'm just kidding with you alllllll~ *hic* Many you're all quite the crowd tonight myrn.......MAO GH'AROGA *Laughs hysterically* Man it's a good thing pixis has fucking booze I can reach, let me tell you, Levi wouldn't stand a chance.... THAT SHELF WAS WAYYYYYYYY HIGH UP IN THE SKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYY *Screams out of no where* S-Sorry..... I thought I felt a night terror... *hics and giggles* My bad ladies and gents.... *hics and stumbles on my feet.* Right right right i feel like ranting right now... *Sniffs* You see this...
WHAT IS THIS!? WHY WHY WHY WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS!?!? *Takes another hit fo the booze* N-No... Noooooo.... The first movie was already shit... Now they gotta come out with a second one?! *Burps* S-Seriosly, I'm tired of dumbasses on this site just.... just rewriting the whole story, but putting Levi and I in it and calling it Fifty shades of Ereri... *Screams* THAT'S NOT CREATIVE AT ALLL! WHAT THE FUCK!!!?!!? SERIOUSLY!?!?!? Like what's going to be the brilliant idea for this.. Fifty Shades Darker OF ERERI THAT'S NOT EVEN creative no that can't happen *HIC*Â I'm so tired of being presented with BDSM in the wrong way she doesn't even enjoy it that's not BDSM that's just torture she supposed to enjoy her either she's being fuck rebellious and won't fuck admit it why is this movie it's cancer I this I can't no this isn't right this this needs to be stopped this is just as bad as Titans if I'm bringing this up now and I'm fucking drunk then it it's bad it's really bad and I hate everything about it I hope this movie goes to hell because even the fucking right or the fucking broke this doesn't even know one*hic* thing about f****** it's writing or is it what it what the f*** you call it when you what are you what are you looking what are you what are you what are you f****** call it f****** what do you call it all that's right literature what what that's that's not even literature why is just being considered literature on asleep as I write this add this this this this this can this can't be this *hic* can't serious serious seriously be something that people *hic* like to why is she making millions off of this nooooooo
*Sighs* I'm fucking horny... *Mutter and scratches the back of my head.* Horny drunk fucking *hic* Eren is a good Eren... *Burps* Honestly.... Look at this.
*hic* Just... just let me... *Unzips pants*
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RandomSo, Decided to make a book about me and such. It wont necessarily be only about me, I'll post other random shit as well! Thanks everyone! ALSO Do I even have to warn that this book will be adult Content? *Sighs and giggles* I can't help it!