(Y/n) was a little on the short side. Not like a midget or anything but, short enough if she raised the computer chair she sat in up all the way she couldn't reach the floor. It didn't help her best friend practically towered over her. Being 5'3" in high school was not ideal. Alfred like to tease her about it too, and it really pissed her off.
She was sitting on the roof next to her friend Kiku the representative of Japan.
"I hate being short! People think,in cute, they need to recognize my power!" She groaned.
Kiku smiled at her," you know
(y/n)-chan, there was once a great warrior who was also 5'3". He was 35 and was one of the best warriors it there, a 15 year olds were taller than him. He couldn't get onto his horse without standing on his tip toes."
This gave (y/n) a little bit of pride. A great warrior the same height as her. Alfred flopped down next to them and pulled out four hamburgers.
"Here you are, (y/n). Do you want one Kiku?" he asked.
Kiku turned to him, triggered and disgusted and politely declined. Alfred shrugged and ate three hamburgers.
Kiku ate his rice and (y/n) sat and slowly ate her food.
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"So (y/n) what is it like being short?" he asked.
"Easier to suck dicks." she replied.
He looked at her horrified.
"I'm just kidding, I have to look up to look at you and its scary being the only person that's 5'3" in a room."
Alfred stopped infront of her, so close that if she moved a fraction of an inch closer her face would be in his chest.
"I'll be short too!"
He leaned down and kissed her softly on the lips. Smooth Jones, real smooth.
She became completely flustered and stepped back some.
"Aha that was fun! We should be short again sometime!" he laughed.
"You are so lucky that I love you." she grumbled.
