Equilibrium

Roomates?(Maliks POV)

After eating 5 breakfast burritos and inticing a food fight for calling some buy a "bitch". I could finally approach my dorm room. Where I could sleep and take girls with me to sleep with. Oh this is gonna be great. I look at my dorm key with the number on it. Room 666...wow ain't that fucking stupid. I find my way to my dorm room and unlock the door, only to find two beds and someone using a laptop on one of them. He looked at me. I looked at him. And in unison, we both made the most holiest of all sounds. "FUUUCCKKKK!!!!"
"Well this is shit, I wasn't expecting a roommate," Damn it was that fucker that I fought. Cyrus I think his name was.
"You think I chose to share a room with you, I was gonna use this room to get the bitches."
He laughed "Alright dude, whatever you say". That pissed me off a bit, fuck him, I responded
"You know what, fuck this I'm out I'm going to the store I'm tired of wearing all black." And with that I left, and since I don't have a car I had to walk there. On the way there I had to knock the shit out of some church members and even some Templars for defending them. "Shame what has the world come to Templars and Church members, I'm pretty sure that this is blasphemy." I finally reached the mall and stopped by the food court for some bombass pizza. After 30 minutes of shopping I came out a changed man. No longer looking like a templar instead I wore a sleeveless black(I know I said I'm tired of black but fuck off) hoodie with red accents and gray shorts. I started my way back to my school and saw some hot church girls walking along. I'm not a exactly a pervert but that church outfit was looking kind of tight. But whatever I can't fuck girls anyway now that I'm sharing a room. Damn this school really fucked me over. "Ew its that templar kid." I looked back. "Really bitch I'm right fucking here." Her and her little cunt squad looked offended then scared and ran off. "You know that that was uncalled for right? Even though they kind of did deserve it." A girl in front of me said. Usually in tv shows and such this is where you meet a girl with the body of a goddess that you hopelessly fall in love with. But no instead I found some short brown haired church girl with glasses. She looks like a total nerd. "Nothing I did was uncalled for she was being a bitch so I called her out on it."
"There are other ways to go about it I mean its only natural that we church members are weary of you Templars."
"Yeah I guess...anyway we gonna fight or what those were your friends right don't u wanna defend them" She laughed a little bit almost as if my serious as fuck tone was amusing to her.
"No they're not my friends. I don't really like the girls from the church they're all bitches. Well most of them anyway."
"Most more like all. Imma slap the fuck outta all the annoying girls in that ironically nicknamed hell hole of a school."
"But you better not mess with my friends." She said in an almost annoyingly calm tone.
"And what if I do?"
"Then I'll have to kill you." At that moment I could sense the blood lust oozing within her. Threatening to come out if left unchecked. Much like that Cyrus fellow. During my moment of shock she seemed to have left me probably bored. "I really need to stop zoning out." I made it back to my dorm and opened the door only to find Cyrus in the same spot. "Jesus man don't you sleep."
"Nope"
"Right. Good to know. Anyways I'm going to sleep don't wake me up unless its an emergency." With that I finally concluded my day. My thoughts wandered back to that girl. I guess not all the girls here are smug bitches. It then occured to me that I never learned her name. "Fuck." I murmured. "Shut up." Cyrus responded. I looked at him and said "You shut up I do what I fucking want bitch."

Oh its going to be an interesting year.