STEP#1.
HAVE THE WOLVERINE TAKE A BATH WITHOUT KILLING YOURSELF.
IF HE GETS TO VIOLENT, THREATEN HIM WITH YOUR SHOTGUN, OR GIVE HIM A HAMBUGER AND GATORADE.
IF STILL DOESN'T WORK, CALL THE POLICE AND TELL THEM YOUR FRICKIN' WOLVERINE WON'T GET INTO THE BATH TUB.
IF THAT STILL DOESN'T WORK, KILL HIM AND GET A NEW WOLVERINE.
BY THE WAY, IF YOU'RE BY NOW UNCOMFTERBLE WITH THIS, PPPPLLLLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE STOP READING AND READ SOMETHING ELSE, BECAUSE THIS IS GOING TO GET UGLY.
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