Trapped in the woods *Book 1*

Chapter 5

"What the hell have I gotten myself into?! " Ruby asked herself.  "Why the heck don't I just go in this house or manor or whatever the hell it is while I'm at it! " She said sarcastically,  but she than began getting curious. Ruby then opened the door to the abandoned manor to of course being empty.  "Hello! " Ruby yelled.  "You should know not to scream in the manor my lady, you can call me with just my name.  You do know my name don't you my young dear?" Slenderman said calmly and in a sophisticated voice.  Ruby turned around, saw four others like slenderman and slenderman himself, and screamed.  She calmed down and said, " Yes sir,  I know your name.  You are the gentlemanly giant known as Slenderman.  You hide eight pages around the woods and kill everyone in style. But who are the other four? " Slenderman replied in a mannerly tone, " The one with the fancy outfits and measuring tape around his left shoulder is Trenderman,  he has a great fashion sense,  The one with the red rose and is staring you down is Sexual Offenderman, he will assault you sexually just to warn you,  The one that is happy and colorful is Splendorman,  please madame never make him angry,  and the way you make him angry is by hurting his or his friends or brothers feelings,  and at last,  tenderman,  he is the upset one of the quintuplets,  who slowly makes his targets get mental disorders and makes it seem like they killed themselves when he pulled the strings in their sleeps". "Now let me show you around the manor and a few of the beings that live here my darling", Slenderman said and reached for Ruby's hand to show her around.  He showed her everything in the manor,  even her own bedroom.  It even had all of her favorite stuff in it.  Then he showed her some of the people like Laughing Jack and Jill,  Ben Drowned,  Dark Link, Eyeless Jack, Ticci Toby and Clockwork, Pyramid Head, SCP-173, and Lost Silver. "Wow this is such a big place.  How can you fit and feed so many people? " Ruby asked.  Slenderman answered, " We have a big system called a school cafeteria system". " So I would basically be in school lunch again.  School lunches were the best", Ruby said excited.  " Our school-like lunches are a bit different,  some of the people here eat human organs and blood or candy for breakfast", Slenderman said.