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Notch Vs Herobrine - Epic Rap Battle!
-Notch! Notch! Notch!
-Huh? What is it?
-Notch! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
-What the f*ck do you want?!
-He's here! Oh my god he's here! Aghhh!
-Woah, calm down, calm down. Who's here?
-Aghhhhhhhhhh!! Aghhh!
-What in the My Name is going on? OMG. What happened?
(N)
Yeah I'm nuts, no I'm Notch
All I know is you're not
Call me bloody and shot
My rhymes are coming in hot
Give me two thumbs up
I'm the love of the lost
You'll just walk on through this land
But this is hell that you've crossed
Yeah, sure it's a game
This sh*t only gets legendary
Google searching words
But your girl is on my dictionary
Cautionary, temporary
Looking back at the time it's taking
But all I have to do is remove you from the game
Reshaping
Call me a saint
But yeah I'll never faint
I won't ever have to stop wth my print in this game
I'll put you to shame
Will all this pain that I gave
I can't call it pain with no game
Cause I gain what I've made
My brother's gone and you'll fade
Herobrine, you better learn to wait
Yes I think I'm losing my mind
But I can set you straight
But yet I'm almost at the end
And all these messages I'll send
Let me say this one more time
Herobrine you've met your end
(H)
You can call me anything
But Imma take over the world
I'm invading like a minefield
Because that's all that you deserve
You're really getting on my nerves
I have a plate now you've been served
Making millions is the biggest bullsh*t I've ever heard
This isn't what you deserve
Look at all the fans that I earned
Count to six
You're a p*ss
Have fun sucking that d*ck, b*tch
You can never miss this
Herobrine is up in this
Rhyming, not trying until I'm flying high and mining the skies
Never crossing the lines
I won't stop at a tie
You'll be missing in time
Your body's all that they'll find
I know I may be f*cking twisted
But at least I can rhyme
Sorry that I'm always cussing
Cause your fans are like nine
Let me get back to the chase
Notch is nothing you're bluffing
Now let me look into your soul
And realize your discussing
Notch is zero I'm one in
Finally figured out something
I'll f*cking drop you to the ground
Punt you, finally running
Okay there, Rick Ross
You ain't nothing to me
I'm a Minecraft god
To the highest degree
I choose to travel the sea
Or maybe even watch you bleed
Or both...
F*ck it Imma drown you from underneath
You one hella start
Pass the mic, please
I don't even like this
We can do this nicely
Imma make amends
Herobrine the Almighty
Saving you's unlikely
Damn, I'm hot and you're icy
(N)
Good one, f*gg*t
Imma teach you a lesson
Your rap is as good as I did back when I was younger than seven
Call me mess of the message
I would ask if you're a pansi
But that's not even a question
(H)
Oh nice
HA
Lemme go talk to a child
Just kidding
At least I don't make games for children, pedophile
You like to make children smile?
Yet you think you're the best?
Just come out of the closet
Although we already guessed
(N)
Is that your only quest?
To ruin the lives of others?
I like to make people happy
Just ask your mother
Better stop, drop and wonder
Cause Imma backhand this f*cker
Look up to the skies
Nine million volts of Thunder
(H)
You better know why
Cause I'm calling battle cries
But it's time
Say goodnight
I'm Herobrine
Time to die
(N)
I guess I'm putting you to shame
Go to sleep now, b*tch
Removed you from this game
Had enough of this sh*t
Who won?
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#Herobrinealltheway
Who do you think won?
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