YOU ARE READING More funny sayings Random More funny quotes/sayings/phases. #funny #funnyjokes #funnyquotes 1 30 4 1 by Justwritebooks by Justwritebooks Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Person 1: Are you playing soccer? Person 2: No. I'm kicking a black and white ball into a metal structure.